Safe Sex Song
We were at a party, dim light
You winked at me that night
Then we held each other tight
You thought that we might
I understood you alright
You looked like Lawrence Harvey in that light
Except for the bald patch, what a sight
And a yellow shirt, much too bright
Your eyebrows met in the middle of your face
I suppose my false eyelashes were a case
We started walking to my place
You had trumps but I had an ace
We kissed real passionately
I said "Will you take responsibility
I'm not covered against pregnancy
I'm not on the pill, diaphragm or I.U.D."
You said "I don't feel like it anymore
This talk of contracepitves is a bore
I wish you'd told me this before
Just a few kisses, I thought I'd scored
If you think I'd use a condom
Honey you got me all wrong
Responsibility's a chick's song
Rubbers are like fucking a thong"
Oh well, one thing about celibacy
There is no risk of pregnancy or disease
Five minutes of sex for all that worry
I won't do it again in a hurry
Su Fischer
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